Crime Scene Cleaner Chapter 13: Remote Hideout - All Keycards, Secrets, and Cassettes Guide

  • Chapter 13: Remote Hideout
  • Cassettes : 4
  • Secrets : 4
  • Keycards : 4 (VIP, Keycard 01, 02, 03)


Locations for Remote Hideout VIP, Keycard 01, Keycard 02, and Keycard 03

 Crim Scene Cleaner Chapter 13 Remote Hideout Lobby Starting Area
At the start of Chapter 13: Remote Hideout, pass through the half-open door on the right and head down the stairs directly ahead.

Go downstairs to the 'Gentleman’s Club' and head out through the back door behind the robot bartender.


Crime Scene Cleaner Lounge Entrance and Gentlemen’s Club Stairs

Pass through two rooms to reach the 'Lounge.' Enter the white door and head up the stairs on the right.


How to Unlock Doors Remote Hideout Power Switch Location


Go into the room immediately on your left and flip the switch in the corner to unlock the previously inaccessible doors.


Crime Scene Cleaner Keycard 01 Red Restaurant Location

Retrace your steps back to the starting point. The door that was partially open at the beginning will now be fully open.

Instead of going down the stairs, open the white door on the left to enter the 'Restaurant.' Pick up the red keycard (Keycard 01) from the table.


White Keycard 03 Location Remote Hideout Glass Table

Head back and go down the same stairs you used earlier.

The closed door at the bottom of the stairs is now open; grab the white keycard (Keycard 03) from the glass table.


Crime Scene Cleaner Green Keycard 02 Location Skull Body
Return to the starting area and take the stairs to the second floor.

You’ll find the green keycard (Keycard 02) next to a body placed with a white hat and a black skull.


Remote Hideout VIP Keycard Location Robot Table

The locked door on the way to the Lounge can now be opened since you flipped the power switch.

Enter the room to find the VIP Keycard on the table where a robot is lying.

With this, you can now access every door in Chapter 13: Remote Hideout.


Remote Hideout Secret 1 Location

 Crime Scene Cleaner Remote Hideout Secret 1 Flashlight Path

Open the double doors right behind the starting point to enter the 'Courtyard.' You will see a yellow flashlight on the ground to your right.

Follow the path through the bushes where the flashlight is pointing to find the secret at the end.


Secret 2 & Cassette 1: When December Turns Blue

 Remote Hideout Bar Capsule Room Mystery Monkey Puzzle

Go down to the floor with the robot bartender and enter the capsule room directly opposite the bar.

Check behind the door inside the room for a shelf where you can place five monkey statues.


Four of the statues are easy to find nearby. The last one is located under a painting through the door connected to the capsule room.

Crime Scene Cleaner Monkey Statue Order Speak No Evil Normal Normal See No Evil Headset
Place the monkey statues in the correct order to reveal a hidden door on the opposite wall.

Statue Order: Speak-No-Evil Monkey - Normal - Normal - See-No-Evil Monkey - Headset Monkey


Remote Hideout Secret 2 Capsule Room Cassette When December Turns Blue

Through the door, you will find the secret and the cassette 'When December Turns Blue.'


Secret 3 & Cassette 2: Like Clay

Crime Scene Cleaner Lounge Pool Area Secret Path to Sewer

Go to the Lounge (Pool area) and head between the pool and the pillar with the sunbeds.

Go past the rocks to the end until you see a grassy area.

Clear the grass and hit the hatch on the floor several times to open a path leading underground.



Follow the sewer line to locate the secret and the 'Like Clay' cassette.


Cassette 3: Chiba Chiba

Crime Scene Cleaner Room of Reflection Chiba Chiba Cassette Location

Return to the location where you found the green keycard (Keycard 02).

Pass the body and open the door at the end to enter the 'Room of Reflection.'

The 'Chiba Chiba' cassette is on the floor to the left, near the table and chair.


Secret 4 & Cassette 4: UFO Porn

Remote Hideout Room 2 Location Green Keycard Required

Exit through the door opposite the entrance to the Room of Reflection. You will see Rooms 1 and 2.

Room 2 is the one that requires the green keycard (Keycard 02).


Crime Scene Cleaner Remote Hideout Button Puzzle UFO Porn Cassette

Inside, you must press the square buttons on the right in the correct sequence to unlock the secret and the cassette.

  • 1st Row: 1st Button
  • 2nd Row: 2nd Button
  • 3rd Row: 4th Button
Once the sequence is correct, the final secret and the 'UFO Porn' cassette will be revealed.